The Corrupted Genie

Basically, the person before you posts his/her wish. You then grant it, but you corrupt it, turning it bad in an unexpected way. For example:

I wish I was the most handsome person on Earth
---
Granted, everyone else is dead.

So, I'll start us off!

I wish my days were longer.

Granted, you will have no nights from now on.

I wish I would get good marks in my exams.

Granted. You get hundreds of nude photos of Mark Zuckerberg on your paper.



I wish I had balls of steel

Granted, you get steel footballs. Play on!

I wish I had the ability to read people's minds.

I don't think I even have to corrupt this one with everything that runs through peoples minds... so... granted? xD

I wish I could fly

You have from now on the power to fly straight down to the ground with your speed constantly increasing at a rate of 9.8 m/s.

I wish someone else would join us in this game.

I have one...I wish to get training in Supremacy
(and I keep ending up as leader of whatever team i'm on ) <--- I think the corrupted genie already got to me

Granted, you're team leader I guess

I wish Steve Hammond corrupted Viswanath's wish!

Viswanath wrote:You have from now on the power to fly straight down to the ground with your speed constantly increasing at a rate of 9.8 m/s.

I wish someone else would join us in this game.

Stolzmundt wrote:Granted, you're team leader I guess

I wish Steve Hammond corrupted Viswanath's wish!

I joined the game and corrupted both Viswanath's and Stolzmundt's wish by playing it wrong.


I wish to be able to set aside one month a year to have an extended 31 day orgasm.

That is an already corrupted wish. You will dry yourself up to the bones with that, so granted

I wish I can make a wish that would be granted without being corrupted.

Granted. The uncorrupted wish was the one you just made.

I wish I had tons of money

Alright, you can have tons of monopoly money.



I wish I would get a solution to the problems I am facing now in life.

Granted, you get breast implants.

I wish I owned a large corporation

Granted, you can have a municipal corporation....you know, the guys who clean up and pick garbage and stuff....social servants....

Bah, I wish someone else would make a wish.

Your wish is granted, someone not reading this thread made a wish.

I wish I was God.

Granted, you now have to listen to millions of prayers from the people to earth all day long.

I wish i had a time machine.

Granted, but it is broken and the only person capable of repairing it is long gone.

I wish I had a pony.